What would the neighbors think????

Probably something along the lines of..."Oh, just excuse them....they're new around here. Probably haven't figured it out that this ain't Vegas anymore".

Here Sissy, it didn't work on the porch, so maybe out here in the middle of the yard you can give it a go...

 Slow learner or am I just not clued into what kind of new game this is?

Eventually.....we figured it out.   Snow= not good for bikes.  Snow= good time for sledding.

It was coming down pretty hard this morning.