Safety Goggles Required

If you are going to build a couple of simple train tracks...

...You must bring along your favorite pair of safety goggles. 

 As long as you want to build the most secure train track in the continental United States.

Only once you have all pieces safely secured are you allowed to proceed to attach train cars together. And feel free to build as big a train as you please. Come on. Let's make it interesting. 11 cars at least!

Don't worry about his goggles. They were stolen. By a small pixie-like female. 

The face of a guy with a couple lengths of train tracks laid and about to begin some choo choo-ing.

Did I mention train tracks? We aren't picky around here. Cars find their way cruising the rails too.

He likes to build. 

The taller, the better.